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At Country Living we love dressing up for Halloween almost as much as we love puns and dad jokes—and that’s saying something, because our love for dad jokes is scary big. So, why not mash those two obsessions together into one glorious, groan-worthy Halloween costume? You’ll get laughs, eye-rolls, and maybe even a round of applause from fellow pun enthusiasts and Halloween fanatics like you!
Good news: there’s still time to whip something up (especially if you’re going the DIY route). Bad news: there’s nothing more haunting than panic-gluing felt onto a shirt at 11:47 p.m. on Halloween Eve. Save yourself the fright and start now on the best pun Halloween costumes for men, women, or couples. Whether you go spine-chilling or side-splitting, we’re partial to the latter—because nothing kills (in a good way) like a funny pun costume.
We’ve got DIY ideas for every skill level, from an easy pumpkin patch costume - a pumpkin costume with plaid patches attached to it, haha, to a spelling bee costume for a mom and daughter duo. Want to buy a costume? How about an easy dad-joke winner like “ceiling fan” (pom-poms optional, cheering required). Food puns like “holy guacamole” and “French toast” are also on the menu—zero calories, all the fun.
We think everyone can agree—Halloween pun costumes are bone-afide comedy gold.
Miss Spelled and Spelling Bee Punny Halloween Costumes
Mom and daughter can go out in style with these clever, punny outfits. For a darling spelling bee, simply adding letters to a black dance leotard turns this bee costume from ho-hum to oh-so-clever! Make the words using iron-on letters, or have a local T-shirt printing shop add them. Mom simply dons her finest fashion (or a bridesmaid’s dress from the back of the closet), along with a satin sash embossed with the words “Miss Spelled.” Add a tiara and a store-bought bouquet of flowers to complete the look.
Every autumn agenda includes a trip to the pumpkin patch. For a clever take on this favorite fall activity, upgrade store-bought adult and kid pumpkin costumes with the addition of a few fabric patches. You can either sew on the patches, attach them with fabric glue, or use Stitch Witchery. Wear a long sleeve t-shirt and tights under the costume if your Halloween is chilly.
We love this Johnny Cash-themed couples Halloween costume! Cut lots of strips of red, orange, and yellow tulle about 1 foot each, and tie around a hula hoop (we double-knotted). Alternate colors until the hoop is full. Trim longer pieces if necessary. Slip on over a red dress. For the Johnny Cash costume, simply wear a black suit, black shirt, black shoes, and add a guitar and dark sunglasses.
Devil Went Down to Georgia Punny Halloween Costume
Calling all Georgia fans, Charlie Daniels Band fans, and fans of clever Halloween costumes. This twist on the popular country song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" requires a shirt or sweater with Georgia on it, devil horns and tail, and a toy fiddle painted gold.
This is one of our favorite kid pun Halloween costumes! A taco hat plus Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast equals one punny Halloween costume from Instagrammer Tania Lamb (@lolalambchops).
What better time of year to take the "phrase skeleton" crew literally. Grab any number of friends to partake in the fun.
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Social Butterfly Punny Halloween Costume
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This super-cute costume is sure to get lots of likes on Halloween, plus it's easy to pull off at the last minute. Instagrammer Kenn's Pen added social media icons to her skirt and paired it with a white tee personalized with her social media handle. Butterfly wings and a Facebook thumbs up sign complete the social butterfly costume.
Shooting Star & Red Whine Punny Halloween Costumes
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Instead of a matching couple's Halloween costume, go as a pair of equally clever puns. Instagrammer Jenn Smith boyfriend's head-to-toe burgundy outfit, with Bota Box wine labels tucked into the shirt pocket and hat, was a spot-on interpretation of a bottle of red. To turn wine into whine, partygoers wrote complaints on labels and stuck them to him throughout the night. To copy Jenn's belt, try battery-operated star string lights. She reports that her squirt gun was shooting tequila shots.
Go ceiling! You can buy or DIY this funny "ceiling fan" costume idea. We love the megaphone detail on this sweatshirt!
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Knight in "The Shining" Armor Punny Halloween Costume
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Instagrammer Michael (@m_ewing) went all out with a suit of cardboard armor covered in handwritten phrases from The Shining, including "Red Rum" and "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
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This pun works well for a couple's Halloween costume, especially if one person likes to go all out and the other likes to keep it low key. One of you gets to dress to the nines in an all-green ensemble, while the other simply dons an "Envy" name tag. You can also combine these elements for a single persona.
Not up for a full costume? Go for a funny T-shirt that you can wear all October long.
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Smarty Pants Punny Halloween Costume
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It's so simple it's genius! Affix Smarties candies to a pair of pants for a punny ensemble. Pro tip: Use glue dots to bring the two elements together without ruining your favorite jeans. Nerd glasses and a book prop really round out the look. This is one of our favorite pun costumes for teachers!
This adults-only costume shows that gory and funny can go together. Attach small cereal boxes with glue to an oversize T-shirt, insert plastic knives through the boxes, and finish with fake blood on the shirt, face, and arms.
This shirt is plenty cute on its own, but we suggest adding some yellow feathers to elevate it. How's that for a clever and easy animal pun Halloween costume?
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Hawaiian Punch and Dr Pepper Family Punny Halloween Costumes
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Get the whole family involved in the pun costume! This ultra-clever idea from Thinking Closet is sure to win the neighborhood costume contest.
A funny and festive take on one of our favorite Thanksgiving treats, this pumpkin pi pun costume for teachers that will have the entire class in stitches. Throw on a pumpkin headband to cap off this look.